Totally awkward birthday photos -- so much to celebrate!

Take your time, Dad. I've got all day here.

"Act like you're happy that it's your brother's birthday or no cake for you."

It's her birthday and she'll cry if she wants to.

If you can't handle those candles, son, dad's willing to help.

Maybe for his eighteenth birthday they'll actually cook the cake.

No off-the-rack cake would do for Virgil.

This picture is proof that terrifying clowns are not the ideal pick for entertainment at birthday parties.

Since the reception hall was booked, mom decided the cemetery behind the church was a suitable option.

Johnny made the cake for mom that year. But he never told her the main ingredient...