The 5 most ridiculous baby products on the web

BY NICKY CHAMP From a baby jacuzzi to a fake hands ergonomic pillow, we've found the wackiest baby products available to buy.

MagicBath baby jacuzzi

Being a baby is hard work: that’s why at the end of a long day of sleeping, being spoon fed and having their bottoms wiped they need to unwind - with a jacuzzi, no less.

The MagicBath baby jacuzzi from Italian design firm BluBleu costs €1655 (around $2,100) and features not only 10 air jets to massage your baby but underwater lights which can be programmed to flash blue, green, red or pink (because a light show is usually what’s top of mind when you have a soap-sudded wriggly baby on your hands).

While we'll give the design company points for making a waist high bath to save parents backs, we can’t justify spending more than $2000 on a baby bath that's only useful in the first 12 months.
Zaky pillow

Sure most parents would like a spare pair of hands around the house - but probably not like this.

This creepy creation (sorry, I mean ergonomic infant pillow) was designed to aid in getting your little one down to sleep without the inevitable waking that occurs as you try to extract your limp, numb arm that is origami-ed in the worst possible position underneath the sleeping baby.

From the company’s website: “The Zaky can help calm your baby and help your baby sleep better through the night.”

That is, until it stirs and realises it’s being cradled by creepy dismembered hands that could’ve once belonged to Ernie.
Babykeeper Hanging Harness

When you’re a new mum sometimes you’re so desperate for a shower (or a wee) you’re willing to resort to ridiculous measures. Enter: the Baby Keeper.

This hanging harness contraption was made to hang over the back of public toilet doors so you can wee and have your hands baby-free.

Okay, so we have to admit it would actually come in handy those times when you don’t have a stroller or are wearing your baby and have to put them down somewhere, because otherwise you may just. Wet. Your. pants.

But wet pants aside, would you ever really consider hanging your child from a wall?
Baby wigs

All new parents have got caught up with buying useless baby stuff at some point (I have a room full of the junk). But at no point in my crazy buying sprees did I ever think, If there is one thing that could improve my already adorable baby girl, it's a wig.

Baby-bangs $29.95
Baby Perfume

Some people I know will travel great lengths to sniff a newborn baby's head (I mean that in a totally non-creepy kind of a way) but the makers of Kaloo think they can better it with this alcohol free baby cologne. Unless they've found a way to bottle Eau de Baby Head, I really can't see this taking off.

Kaloo Blue Perfume, $25
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