If Barbie Were a Real Woman She Would Be a Real Mess

Have you heard about the Barbie Diet? Apparently, there's only one rule: Don't Eat. Which makes sense because we don’t see how else the girl could keep her 39-21-33 figure. That’s right. Those would be her measurements if she were a living, breathing human being. Here's a look at how else the iconic doll's body would stack up in real-person proportions

She’d Have the Ultimate Cankles

The owner of over one million pairs of shoes, more than any other woman in the world, Barbie’s feet would be a child’s size three.
She’d Suffer from Serious Back Problems

Barbie's bust size would be 39 inches and she would have to crawl to support her top-heavy frame. Her bra size would be a 18FF, putting Dolly Parton’s 20 DDs to shame.
She’d Redefine Bootilicious

Barbie’s measurements would be an unrealistic 39-21-33. If Barbie had the hips of an average Australian woman, size 14, she would be 8’ 9’’. The likelihood of a real woman having Barbie’s body shape is less than one in 100,000.
She’d Have Broken Ankles All the Time

According to legendary shoe designer Christian Louboutin, Barbie “has fat ankles,” so he recreated the doll with skinnier legs for his new collection.
She’d Be Missing Some Bones

Barbie wouldn’t have room in her arms to have all her bones.
She'd Kind of Look Like a Lollipop with Boobs?

Barbie’s head would be almost triple the size of a normal-sized head. Her neck would be twice the length of a normal neck and it would only be able to hold either a trachea or an esophagus, leaving her to choose between eating and breathing.
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