Improve your table dancing skills with a little help from Heidi Klum

Jay Leno was treated to a show that he almost certainly wasn't expecting when Heidi Klum stopped by The Tonight Show. When he asked her about a reported table-dancing stint at a Golden Globes afterparty, she decided to show Leno just what table dancing is all about. Watch here: 

"It's easy. You just get up. You have to make sure you have a good person holding your hand, and then you dance," Klum says in the above video, holding Leno's hand as she dances on his desk in a semi-sheer dress. "You have to make sure you get a good stance." Klum proceeds to show off her mad skills while twirling around to Rihanna's "Only Girl in the World." As for Leno, we can't tell if he was more impressed or terrified that the leggy Project Runway host would fall and break her neck on his watch.

Regardless, we can only hope that the host puts this knowledge to good use and gets his table dancing on the next time he's at an afterparty where the champagne is running a little too freely. Conversation then turned to whether Klum will be getting married again any time soon ("I don't think so," she answers), but we wish Leno had pried a little deeper here. Where did Klum learn her table dancing skills? Does she have some secret history we don't know about? Is this a runway model tradition? Does this happen every time she gets too drunk? Is Klum going to release a table-dancing instructional DVD? Too many questions, and not enough answers.