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If Santa saw these photos, he'd say ha-ha-ha instead of ho-ho-ho. From taking the annual holiday family photo in the nude to Santas with black eyes and a daddy in a onesie -- these holiday cards are hilarious!
It was this or sugar plum fairies, and dad put his foot down.
Clearly she is not the Angel of Mercy.
Spit happens -- even on Christmas.
Frankie was very excited to see Santa that year.
Rudolph rejoiced when he finally got the corndog plant he'd been begging Santa for.
Anybody else suddenly craving pizza?
They said no cartwheels near the tree, but nobody said anything about splits.
Santa's not the only one watching.
This rare portrait of young Stephen King and his family explains a lot.
That's right, little sis. All these presents are for me.
The kids aren't falling for dad's antics again this year.
They may or may not be playing with a full deck.
Play your cards right, and you'll get on the Johnsons' holiday mailing list.
Sorry, guys. Maybe you'll get that Atari next year.
In some families, Christmas is nothing but a drag.
We know who’s been naughty not nice this year. No presents for you, Santa -- not even bail money.
The kids were given a choice: Put on tacky red suits like Mum and Dad, or go with swimwear. It meant lifelong wedgies either way.
We’re really looking forward to the new reality show Santa Wives.
They’re dreaming of a black Christmas.
Santa’s definitely going to vote them off the island.
They say that it’s the thought that counts, but we’d be totally freaked out if we found this Stepford family under our tree.
Those golf clubs Dad gave Mum last year are finally coming in handy!
Even Charlie Brown laughs at this Christmas shrub.
Back when Santa was young, he worked two jobs to make ends meet: present giver and circus contortionist.
Eat one of her Christmas treats or else she’ll make you wear a scary holiday vest, too.
It’s 2:26 p.m. on Christmas Eve. Judging from the preacher’s face, they’ll be annulled by New Year’s.
We’re glad they’re not posing under the mistletoe.
Every family falls into ugly patterns at times -- especially around the holidays.
No kids ever wanted to sit on poor Santa’s stepbrother’s lap.
Santa was expecting cookies, not fish sticks on Christmas Eve. The kids were, too.
They’re all ready for the holidays -- and an impending biological disaster.
Santa’s falling asleep and he needs backup...from Bozo?
If that’s what they’re wearing on the outside, imagine the granny knickers underneath.
The family that preys together stays together.
The cardboard cutouts are from Star Wars; the poses are from Charlie’s Angels. The result: this seriously confused Christmas photo.
What'chu lookin' at, Santa?
A rebel without a Claus at age three.
It’s snowing men. Hallelujah, it’s snowing men!
Because nothing says Christmas in the ‘70s like a communal family tub.
These folks really made out at Christmas.
Outlets are very dangerous kids, but wrapping you in Christmas lights is all in fun.
He used to be in the CIA - old hiding habits die hard.
Ah, the '80s. Between the moustaches and mullets, everyone wants to hide their big-haired photos away.