If You Are Pregnant Please Do Not Pose Like This
Awkward pregnancy photos
There's nothing more beautiful than the perfect pregnancy picture. But as these amazing shots from the geniuses behind Awkward Family Photos prove when they go awry they can also be perfectly cringe-worthy. Especially when the mum to be is posing with a Goodyear tyre.
Or in ballet shoes. Or while trying valiantly not to fall off a tree branch. Or (our favourite) while lovingly stroking an enormous gun. We just hope those babies grow up with a good sense of humour.
Glow
This pregnant woman has found the perfect place to have morning sickness.
These hands
Nothing wrong with showing your love during the christmas holidays, but let’s remember the baby...
Roadside assistance
All she wanted was a tyre change, but she ended up with so much more...
Venus de swamp
Because there’s nothing as fertile as the swamp.
Tiny dancer
Even more impressive, she plans to give birth while doing a plie.
Saturday night special: baby talk
Why feel the baby when you can hear the baby?
Bearing fruit
Melon and a gun, what could be more normal?
We're Pregnant
There are so many questions.
And the award goes to...
'A family friend talked mum into having us all pose for this photo. It went on to win some sort of award.' (submitted by Sean)
Father figure
He wanted the baby to know that he would always be in the picture.
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Karate kid
Those cats were fast as lightning, in fact it was a little bit frightening...
Trigger happyI
Is this okay? Really?
Hoop dreams
And it's a slam dunk for this lady.
Hoop dreams 2
The sequel, and there seems to be a rogue ball on the court.
Mirror mirror
How did she get hold of the Mirror of Erised from Harry Potter? I don't remember this bit...
The circle of life
The pridelands are going to be so excited.
Bumper cars
These two truly did everything together.
The write stuff
They just wanted to know what it felt like to be pregnant.
Bumper
What's pregnant about this picture?
In their face
If you look really closely, you just might be able to see nothing at all.
Face plant
The real question is… who is that guy and what’s he doing with the CD?
He's having a baby
Proof that a man can be too supportive.
Young love
These Levi's adverts are getting a bit odd.
The farmer's baby
They probably didn't realise that the famous "American Gothic" pitchfork painting featured a father and daughter, which would make this even creepier.
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What's NOT wrong with this photo?
He has a hard time holding his alcohol, so she's taking the task for him. The milk, obviously, is to settle his stomach.
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Mate Like Bunnies
Looks like someone misinterpreted the phrase 'at it like rabbits'.
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Baby's back-to-back
This explains her third-trimester morning sickness.
See also: Sex after babyBride with a bump
Sadly, her pregnant-bride-of-Frankenstein outfit wasn't a hit like she'd hoped it would be.
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Looking up
After I draw the alien baby on your belly, why don't I get naked and pose with my head between your legs?
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The white bump
She really didn't like the idea of wearing matching white t-shirts, but decided to do it...for the baby.
See also: Sex after babyThe three mask-ateers
The 'mask of pregnancy' isn't just real, it can spread to the entire family.
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Snow mum
You think getting pregnant was easy? We went at it like rabbits - trust me.
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Next Up: The Most Hilarious Maternity Wear Ever
Why does everyone suddenly become wildly curious and blatantly rude when they spot a pregnant woman?
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