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Why are you so obsessed with its genitalia, anyway?
Now we both know you are thinking about my vagina. Like that’s not awkward.
Judge me if you must. And when you get that root canal surgery without anesthesia, I’d like to watch.
Not that I don’t enjoy hearing about bodily functions and festering incisions. Really.
What part of personal space do you not understand?
There’s a fine line between interested and interrogation, Focker.
And he also says you should be exercising more -- just sayin'.
Yes they’re real -- and they’re spectacular.
I know I'm going to have my hands full, okay?
You do realise that women have been doing this for eons, right?
Don't ask me when I'm due, I already had the baby
But thanks for reminding me that I’m old.
No unsolicited comments
It’s not that I don’t care what you think. Okay actually, I totally don’t care what you think.
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