The Most Hilarious Maternity Wear Ever

Why does everyone suddenly become wildly curious and blatantly rude when they spot a pregnant woman? Here's our fantasy line of maternity t-shirts that we wish we had to stop the meddlers.

Don’t comment on my weight and I won’t comment on yours

Didn’t your mum teach you any manners? (And PS - I have an 9-month long excuse, what about you??)
Yes, we know what it is: A BABY

Why are you so obsessed with its genitalia, anyway?
Planning a Vaginal Birth. (Glad You Asked?)

Now we both know you are thinking about my vagina. Like that’s not awkward.
Getting An Epidural

Judge me if you must. And when you get that root canal surgery without anesthesia, I’d like to watch.
Please Don’t Tell Me Your Birth Story

Not that I don’t enjoy hearing about bodily functions and festering incisions. Really.
Touch The Belly and You Will Get Hurt

What part of personal space do you not understand?
Yes, I’m positive there’s only one kid in here

But she can kick like a Rockette, so you might want to back off.
Girl. December 13th. Natural. We’re not telling. Any other questions?

There’s a fine line between interested and interrogation, Focker.
Relax. My doctor said it's okay that I'm exercising

And he also says you should be exercising more -- just sayin'.
It’s okay to stare

Yes they’re real -- and they’re spectacular.
Ask the Dad

I'm exhausted.
I know I'm going to have my hands full, okay?

Why don’t you save your epiphanies for the baby-daddy?
No, I’m not going to tip over

You do realise that women have been doing this for eons, right?
Don't ask me when I'm due, I already had the baby

It took me nine months to put on all this padding, so give me at least that long to get rid of it.
No, I didn’t take fertility drugs

But thanks for reminding me that I’m old.
No unsolicited comments

It’s not that I don’t care what you think. Okay actually, I totally don’t care what you think.
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