12 things no one tells you about having a toddler
You talk about poo constantly
Not so surprising when you consider in these days of potty training, you have potties in virtually every room of the house, hoping to convince your stubborn almost pre-schooler that it's really much better to poo in that cool contraption than in his nappy.
He'll use his nappy anyway and you and your spouse will argue about whose turn it is to change him. Other times, you will stand in the middle of K Mart and shamelessly say, 'If you come with me to the potty and do a poo right now, Mummy will buy you any toy in this shop,' and you will talk for hours with other mums about your kid who 'poops but doesn’t pee' in the potty and how to change it.
Your 20-year-old self would be appalled (as are all the child-less strangers around you)